Galanty Miller’s Re-Tweets
An "honest" Viagra commercial and other randomly generated observations by Galanty Miller y son wouldn’t eat his vegetables. I said, “You’re a very bad boy.” My girlfriend was...
Galanty Miller’s Re-tweets
I’m an involved parent and I’m concerned about the people educating my kids. That’s why I actively follow my son’s teacher’s eHarmony site./ I went on a blind date with a lovely woman, though I thought it was weird when she started to hit our waiter with a red flag.
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Photo by Clark Tibbs on Unsplash by Galanty Miller Columnist I truly believe that Internet pornography is ruining society… but improving the Internet./ At least my son died doing what he loved. (He loved dying.)/ First day of school?!?! Then where the...
Galanty’s Re-Tweets
Photo by Robert Anasch on Unsplash *** "I will not be bullied..." by Galanty Miller et’s all take 15 minutes a week to consider the possibility that everything in which we so passionately believe is...
Galanty’s Re-Tweets
Tom Deisboeck Serial Killers, Successful Actors and Crest Yellowing Strips by Galanty Miller Contributor Columnist know for a FACT that over 70 percent of American children under the age of 8 are...
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Drinking organic water, taking selfies with G-d and other random and eccentric somewhat truisms by Galanty Miller here are way too many holidays that obligate us to spend time with our...
Galanty Re-Tweets
Our space shuttle has an outdoor pool./ Never let them see you sweat… unless they think you’re dead and are about to bury you alive.
Galanty Miller’s ReTweets
by Galanty Miller here are way too many holidays that obligate us to spend time with our families./ I went through the 5 Stages of Death. I saw the musical CATS in five different theaters./ I...
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If I could have dinner with any two people, living or dead, I’d choose Gandhi & Kylie Jenner- so Gandhi could see how the world turned out./ It was an ugly divorce. But I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex-wife, just to show there are no hard feelings./ Medical technology is amazing. I truly believe that in my lifetime, a mound of cocaine will be replaced by a single pill./ Maybe my ungrateful, unappreciative family should celebrate YOU’RE WELCOMESGIVING!/
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I won’t let my kids drive until they’re old enough to steal a car./ We need a President who will fight for the sleeping class./ And for my third and final wish, I’d like, oh, I don’t know, I guess I could use a more comfortable chair./ Just a friendly reminder to have your pets spayed and married!
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Your life is defined by how you’ve affected other people… until the day those people die… and then your life is meaningless./ Instead of unhealthy candy, for Halloween this year, I’m handing out selfies./ In a perfect world, EVERYONE would be trending./ Hey, guys. I’m looking for a place to crash tonight…maybe two nights…I’ll be gone by the end of the week…nine days tops…I’m never leaving.
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by Galanty Miller Contributing Columnist try to take a lot of wind & solar naps because I support alternative forms of sluggishness./ Women think ‘vulnerability’ is sexy, so when I meet women at...
Galanty Miller’s ReTweets
I stopped my cannibalism. I’m not morally against eating people- but I’m opposed to the way they’re raised./ I will not rest until I find the real killer… or until I feel that late-afternoon sluggishness./
Galanty’s Retweets
Instead of unhealthy candy, for Halloween this year, I’m handing out selfies./ In a perfect world, EVERYONE would be trending./ Hey, guys. I’m looking for a place to crash tonight…maybe two nights…I’ll be gone by the end of the week…nine days tops…I’m never leaving./ Fun Fact; The average American spends 16 percent of their life stealing stuff./ If I was a track coach, I’d tell my sprinters to run faster.
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AAA AAA Bright Lights in a Dark Universe AAA and other passing thoughts AAA f I could have dinner with any three people, living or dead, I’d prefer to do it living./ I try to take a lot of wind...
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It’s so sad that John Lennon and George Harrison are dead because now the Beatles can never reunite with Kanye West./ Washington “Redskins” is a terribly offensive name. Imagine how outraged people would be if a team was named the Washington Red BLACKS./ If a tree falls at my funeral, does it make a sound?
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*** *** *** Unnecessary clapping * * * and other white elephants *** from Galanty Miller *** I gave it all up to pursue my dream of being poor./ Let’s all give a big round of applause to unnecessary clapping./ I won’t be able to attend your wedding because I’ve been...
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Dick Cheney protecting your freedoms. |“You are the father!” – Povich |We’re a nation of law… yers. |Colleges offer video game scholarships. |My Congressman’s name is… ummm. |Segregation is no longer intentional. |Our 51st state is McDonald’s. |Top one percent own us…