Galanty Miller’s Re-Tweets

    An “honest” Viagra commercial and other randomly generated observations   by Galanty Miller My son wouldn’t eat his vegetables. I said, “You’re a very bad boy.” My girlfriend was immediately attracted to him. She likes bad boys./ I...

Galanty Miller’s Re-tweets

    Something about these tweets rings true   by Scott “Galanty” Miller Columnist I’ve tried a million different lotions and creams and yet I STILL can’t get rid of these ugly arm-things sticking out of my shoulders./My wife is pregnant with...
Galanty Miller/Re-Tweets

Galanty Miller/Re-Tweets

  Photo by Clark Tibbs on Unsplash   by Galanty Miller Columnist I truly believe that Internet pornography is ruining society… but improving the Internet./ At least my son died doing what he loved. (He loved dying.)/ First day of school?!?! Then where the...
Galanty’s Re-Tweets

Galanty’s Re-Tweets

Photo by Robert Anasch on Unsplash *** “I will not be bullied…”   by Galanty Miller Let’s all take 15 minutes a week to consider the possibility that everything in which we so passionately believe is completely wrong./ I feel like I could...
Galanty’s Re-Tweets

Galanty’s Re-Tweets

Tom Deisboeck Serial Killers, Successful Actors and Crest Yellowing Strips   by Galanty Miller Contributor Columnist I know for a FACT that over 70 percent of American children under the age of 8 are affiliated with the Communist Party./ What’s the world...